Back in the early '80's when I first "came out" to family, friends and coworkers. I came out with what could only be called a vengence. Anyone who came within ear shot was either going to hear me speaking out on a gay subject or hear a gay oriented joke. I use to tell people the reason I was so open about being gay was because if I wasn't it would wipe out half my jokes.
Well one day while working in an auto part store, an amazingly macho and homophobic enviroment, a group of guys was standing near the time clock. It was 5 o'clock, change of shifts. Guy were coming into work and other where getting ready to leave for the day.
As the the conversation started to become about wives and sex, the store manager said to the group " Did anyone ever fuck their wife in the morning before the first piss when their dick is rock hard?" As the guys began to discuss the subject. I chimed in that " I don't know much about fucking a wife before the first piss in the morning, but what ever you do... never fuck anybody before their first shit!"
