Tuesday, December 16, 2008

BEYOND BREAKING NEWS

NEWS BEYOND BELIEF:
Anonymous sources are reporting that during the aftermath of the Bush-Shoe Incident as some members of the Secret Service and Iraqi Security Forces were wrestling the man to the ground other members of the Secret Service were taking away a second Shoe-man.The Secret Service, however, are denying that they are holding a second Shoe-man and that this incident was the actions of a lone Shoe-man. Many experts believe that there are just too many unanswered questions at this point.