Thursday, January 01, 2009

BEYOND BREAKING NEWS


This is a service of Beyondhiv News. News, quite frankly, beyond belief:




The Obama Transition Team has released a statement forcefully denying that President Elect Obama has arrived early in Washington so as to be able to set aside time to attend "the 25th annual Mid-Atlantic Leather Weekend to Washington, D.C. Hosted by the city's Centaur Motorcycle Club, "a group of men with an enthusiastic interest in motorcycles, leather and other men," as reported by ABC News.


A confidencial source close to the Transition Team has stated that although President-Elect Obama respects the diverse tapastry that makes up this great nation, there is no way that Mrs. Obama would allow the President-Elect to own a motorcycle.